Recruiting For A Sweat Shop

Last night was filled with tons of Halo, pizza, and a half-naked, half Japanese boy. Hahaha After pwning n00bs and stuffing our faces, the dudes and I (Adam, Dayne, Gage, James, Alex and Ben) went out for a night drive...with James tied up and gagged in his underwear in the back of my van. We would stop and James would jump out the back and try to escape, while Gage and Ben ran after him and threw him back into the van. We tried to do this with witnesses for the best desired effect. We need some more practice, but eventually I think people will think we really are trying to kidnap an Asian for our new sweat shop.